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PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm
WOOF! ;)


OUT SICK -




GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


EVIL -


TAGS: cause evil pokemon sad hammy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 6, 2012, 10:38 pm
It's alternate art of mewtwo and mew from pokemon.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:28 pm
What's the picture of? It looks familiar.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
Poetic, funny, and tragic. 5L
Hawamleh - May 10, 2012, 5:48 pm
none taken haha
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
Exactly. That's why I have no problem with destroying the world, with "the world" meaning "my species". Er, nothing personal, all you humans reading this.
Sho - May 10, 2012, 10:52 am
5L


CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


BE CAREFUL - Marijuana may cause: Intelligent thought, peaceful bliss, love and the feeling of oneness with your world


TAGS: be careful marijuana may cause
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:14 pm
How about "clarity of thought, by removing your ability to think of more than one thing at a time"?
Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:00 am
Well it felt brilliant at the time... LOL
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:33 am
Intelligent thought? Really?


GOOD AIM -


TAGS: because it is your poop
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 26, 2011, 2:19 am
LOL CLA55IC!
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 2:37 pm

nie....lol!


WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.


TAGS: because dinner is served long pork it is
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:41 pm
Don't just lie there, you pussy! Poke him in the eye! Rip off his ear! Make him lose more body parts than the arm he's taking from you!


YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.


TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.


NUKES - Because sometimes bullets just aren't enough.


TAGS: nuke explosion war just because
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:14 am
Nukes: Because nothing says FUCK YOU! like a mushroom cloud.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:16 am
ahh, the good ol H10 bomb
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:49 am
They, who have been lost in the many wars of motifake. That of the tunnels. That of the politifake. And those who are continually fed to the five lions, in order to keep them happy.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO! Indeed!
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:46 am
Many people are buried there.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:37 am
LOL! It's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden...
phydeaux - December 24, 2009, 1:32 am
Well, I'm somewhat stoked that my first submission got accepted...and bummed that it got 1L. Ah fate, cruel mistress...


Ignorance -


TAGS: ignorance bliss denial uneducated causes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:28 pm
Sorry dawg...you don't come across as the ignorant type. I mean look, you knew what to do with those 5L's...thanks.
spacedog - November 27, 2013, 6:06 pm
Bingo! That's why it is so hard to contain. 5L
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:51 pm
Oldsod...she sent me the dang picture! Thanks for the vote though, even if I have to share them with her. Teehee
Oldsod - November 27, 2013, 2:15 pm
How...how do you know my wife? 5 crabby old bats!


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia cause steve1961 calendar mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by mariand

Num01Ginger - March 18, 2013, 5:20 pm
Wow, lol!


ENTHUSIASM -




DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


THE END -


TAGS: repent because you cant outrun him and or her
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
The best line(s) for me in that whole movie, and it's a hard choice to make for good reason, is: "Right, I'm going in. Cover me."
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Still, 5 holy hand grenades.
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
This was a good poster until you started whining! (Damn cat fanciers)
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
Yeah, yeah... You were just being lazy, admit it.
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
I normally hate "quote" posters. Make up your own damn text, dammit! Any 'tard can raid quote sites. But when I was perusing the good ol' Book of Revelations, you know, just doin' some light reading, this passage just lept out at me.


SHORT ATTENTION SPANS - Because the Internet isn't for everyone.




FAIL - Number 1 Cause Of Erectile Disfunction


TAGS: fail cause
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by puertoricanTeen

BriaHere - July 27, 2009, 10:02 am
Poor kid, I bet this is his family member who saw him, ran to get a camera and take a picture before helping him off, or maybe they didn't at all. xD
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 7:44 am
Lets not forget hemorrhoids


DEFEAT ALWAYS WINS -




IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?


TAGS: pun play on words because she appears to be of orient descent
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Zook

agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 2:00 am
I believe the merry-go-round would be.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:46 pm
very nice pun!


APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.


TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


STATISTICS -




PARENTAL BLOCKING -


TAGS: because there are somethings on the internet not meant for children
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:30 pm
Two Girls, One Cup for the win! 5/5
Stenboy - September 19, 2009, 1:29 pm
Goatse!!!


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride causes neener pain
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Neener

440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:50 am
I heard tell that if a lion gets its fangs kicked out its helpless.....I guess the other 500lbs of raw savage muscle, and Razor sharp claws mean nothing. I guess the remaining teeth are made out of nerf.
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:15 am
This is why male lions rarely hunt.


ROCKY ROAD -




ORDER - I wish to put order into my life. I can't. That would cause disorder into so many other lives...




WHY? - Because I Said So That's Why!


TAGS: why because grumpy pouting
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by 2Lazy2Handle

CloudchaserS - September 3, 2011, 11:29 am
Don't question me! Because I'm always right and couldn't possibly be wrong, that's why!
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:33 am
typical woman, 5 smirks!


SERGEANT BOB - I always thought of Spongebob as more of a Navy man.


TAGS: because he likes seamen
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:13 pm
5 cuz it is funny and i have to watch this crap all the time with the kiddos, it is fun to watch them all dance around during the opening credits.


LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives butt heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


ANIME - Because in anime, God wears a bunny suit and plays the guitar.


TAGS: because anime wears guitar
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Joe

Pherazen - January 30, 2009, 9:58 am
Now *that* is a god I can worship.
Overlord Douchebag - October 13, 2008, 8:09 pm
Ahem. Harold. I've seen this Higurashi thing you speak of, out of curiosity as it being toted as "scary as hell". That was INCREDIBLY tame, compared to some things I wish I could un-see. I hereby dub you 'Poofter'. That is all.
Harold the Sage - October 13, 2008, 6:36 pm
there are four types of anime (with examples): Great (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), good (FMA) bad (SD Gundam), and scary as hell (Higurashi)
Porcelina - October 3, 2008, 6:49 pm
Most anime is cool, some really blows.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 6:19 pm
Yeah, ya stupid piece of shit!!! Anime is cool.
Overlord Douchebag - October 3, 2008, 5:54 pm
They're cartoons. Japanese cartoons. Who doesn't like cartoons?
AnimeIsGay - October 3, 2008, 5:43 pm
HA! all you losers watch anime.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 9:03 pm
Thank you!
RangerOne - September 2, 2008, 7:53 pm
MWLF, The anime she is from is called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 11:45 am
What show is it/she/he from?
zerojustice - August 13, 2008, 10:58 am
Actually, this show is my favorite anime series... it's really good, despite what the fanservice is.
Captain Douchebag - July 28, 2008, 2:28 pm
Which leads to the age-old question..What the hell is Japan smoking, because I want a bit of it.
zerojustice - July 28, 2008, 12:24 pm
You hit the nail on the head, douchebag.
Captain Douchebag - July 24, 2008, 12:34 pm
I think in the series she actually is God, or something..I dunno, I don't feel like going to Wikipedia for this.
Look at What Japan did to God - July 24, 2008, 9:17 am
Always rely on anime to turn everything in some good looking thing. (Taking a large bearded male and turning him into this? Japan is made of win. lulz)


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TAGS: come join the peace cause
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Zealot

GeorgiZhukov - September 23, 2010, 4:38 pm
rerun, not active service anymore. Not it is in reserve. I have 4 more years of that, then I am done with my service.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 7:19 pm
answered
rerun - September 21, 2010, 7:01 pm

PM forseti
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
ROFL rerun, I love you... not the way you think in this moment. Strictly physical!
rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:35 pm

So Georgi, you are in the army?
GeorgiZhukov - September 20, 2010, 11:37 pm
I know that it's not really a question but I will answer it anyway. I fight for my family, and my country. Same as my father, Uncle, grandfather, and my great-grandfather. Looks like General Grievous from Star Wars.
Claire - September 20, 2010, 10:15 pm
It's a face?
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:13 pm
it is staring at me..no really look it has a faaace!!!
Claire - September 20, 2010, 8:48 pm
This belongs on Politifake.


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




FEMALE JOGGERS -


TAGS: major cause of male whiplash
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mongo - March 16, 2010, 1:05 pm
That has got to be shopped, how can those type of prosthetics operate in the sand?...oh ya, sexy pic though.


AND YOU THOUGHT -


TAGS: just cause yout beat cancer dont mean you can shart on your competition
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:09 pm
heh heh...5/5


NATURAL CAUSES -




ZORDON -


TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:32 pm
lol that's evil, bone. I'm glad you went there. Jesus...the lactation stains on her costume would have inexcusable, though
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:28 pm
Or they could have just said she was breast feeding the other rangers
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
That's sacrilage. They could have just given her a chestplate and said "The pink ranger utilizes extra padding for optimum protection. She also always wears her seat belt, kids. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Another interesting fact, they fired the girl playing the pink ranger when her boobs got too big, because of the age group they were trying to portray.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Was there ever a mauve ranger? lol
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hmmm... and named after a president that owned 26 slaves...Zordon: So what color suit do you want to wear. Zack: Oh, I still like the black one. It's fly.


AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


ANALYTICAL THINKING - Also caused by drinking. Apparently.




AGGY AND RERUN -


TAGS: because i don t know what a master chief is cubby
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:44 am
Because it would be EPIC!!!! Why else!!!


GREENER PASTURES -


TAGS: shes an ex because she gave up smoking
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - December 12, 2010, 10:13 am

one that has been half smoked and crushed to be put out.....no wonder you couldn't keep her
boeweizer - June 11, 2010, 12:53 pm
100's or shorts?
Airman - June 11, 2010, 12:23 pm
5 Lucky Strikes
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:13 pm
Filtered, I hope.


POOR LITTLE BUTTON - and you think you have a stressful job


TAGS: a losing cause
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - June 25, 2010, 6:53 am
Needs more guinness. But I still feel sorry for the poor little button.
agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 7:58 pm
awwwww.... it never stood a chance.


REMINISCING -




AGGY - NO...IT COULDN'T BE.... I'll never believe it. Had to be someone else.


TAGS: cause aggy love love loves his guiness
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 6:21 pm
I think a demonologist might be more appropriate.
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
KFD, do you need to call a doctor?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
You think that's a bad sign? You haven't just seen what I have seen.
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 6:04 pm
Hair on leg...Picture the ears of a cocker spaniel.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 6:02 pm
@JakeHair is an effective sunblock, if you have enough of it... :S How wooly is your leg? LoL @KFD: If you need a mirror for confirmation... Well, that's just not a good sign.
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 5:58 pm
So, is that why my legs never tan? I was wondering about that.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:58 pm
@TOC, probably not, but now I am unsure. Hang on, just getting a mirror...
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:55 pm
Appropriate? Depends on the situation. Recommended....NEVER!
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:55 pm
I did- my mustache. Didn't wanna shave the arms and hands tho; if I do, I sunburn horribly. :S
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 5:53 pm
I thought you were going to shave TOC.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:52 pm
Is it appropriate to call shenanigans on ones self? LoL But, it turns out I don't have one either. Just really, REALLY hairy hands.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:48 pm
I just tried taking a picture of my adam's apple... and it appears I don't have one... SHENANIGANS!!
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:46 pm
Shenanigans!
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 5:46 pm
I thought you'd never ask ;)
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:45 pm
LoL Grey. Wanna see my adams apple?
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
Okay... thanks. :) I suppose that's what I needed to hear. Everybody, go make with the funny. Click those lions! Go! Go! Go!
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
ahh, we've had those kind here before. how about we just check the adams apple Ok?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:41 pm
Absolutely 100% good intentions. I only fight when provoked. You have 2 places to see if I am genuine or not.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Hey, KFD... Do you honestly have good intentions here? On motifake, or pretty much in general?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:38 pm
hmm.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
Apology accepted.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
*snickers* That wasn't funny.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:35 pm
Apology accepted.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:34 pm
sorry...
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:33 pm
Twice!
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:32 pm
And now for something completely different...
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:32 pm
And now for something completely different...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 5:31 pm
Oh great, Mom's in a pissy mood now,....tunafish casserole again
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:29 pm
OK, I have read them back and I can see how they would look that way, given my reputation. For that I apologise to anyone who took it that way, although it certainly wasn't my intention.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:28 pm
Oh, and next time GS, MrRandom, or Jake tells you guys That's Enough, listen. They're our second-in-commands.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:27 pm
name calling, so next time, it will have to be a temp ban. :( It happened a couple of times. To the rest of you: it is not always necessary to respond to inflammatory comments in kind. This sort of thing is not fun for me, and kinda makes me a pissy mod.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:26 pm
This still isn't the place to address issues if you're THAT upset about it. I will always talk to you via PM, and I hope further issues will be addressed via PM. Unfortunately, unless I have missed something, you were also the only one to resort to...
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:26 pm
I meant on whether I think the mods will find it funny. I obviously find them funny haha.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:25 pm
further, I would like to conclude by saying a few words. This was not the place to begin this discussion, KFD. The first comment, okay, that was totally fine. But the next two you made were rather inflammatory, not in wording, but just in nature...
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:23 pm
I don't see why one would submit posters if they don't think they're funny. But, in short, it is a subjective process. And we have six different approvers. There are bound to be differences, though we DO try hard to rectify that. If there is nothing...
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:19 pm
No, but I have been surprised when some of my posters have been approved. I am often not sure how some of them get through, but I submit them anyway, out of uncertainty.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:16 pm
I dunno. LoL I just assumed you were talking about those. I don't have a problem with the funny of your posters in general.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:14 pm
Oh this has been bothering me for a while. I can't remember what posters I submitted this morning. Which ones are you talking about? I always try to make it 50/50 between the photo and the text with mine, and don't mind constructive criticism. Just ask GS
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:12 pm
LoL Matt. Way to break the seriousness. :P
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:11 pm
Well, then does this cover what was bothering you at this moment? The facebook screenshot poster, and your posters that I approved this morning?
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:11 pm
My posters aren't ridiculous... :( Well there was that ONE. And maybe 2-3 after that, but thats it.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:11 pm
That's totally fine. I think it would be a good idea, if possible, to actually see what gets rejected. Not clickable, obviously, but maybe a small, temporary screenshot of the rejected. Not sure if that's possible.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:07 pm
they're just the ones that can form a coherent sentence. And if we didn't let some of the more ridiculous ones from regulars come through, what would we tease them about?
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm
being submitted. It's usually horrible things... I try to let some of the better of the worse stuff come through (did that make sense?) because it does teach the new people what will get low ratings. LoL It's not always that we're lax with regulars...
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Okay, well on this topic: I kinda think a lot of the problem lies with the approval queue that you guys see. You all see a ton of rejections, and not the posters that merited those rejections. I don't think you, as intelligent people, understand what's...
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:02 pm
That wasn't the only thing I wanted to say, but it's just what I wanted to say here. Like I said somewhere else, if I didn't think it would be deleted within the hour, I would make a thread and discuss them.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:59 pm
Usually posters that are tributes, such as this one, will make it. Other than that, we are supposed to approve posters that we think people will find funny. That is all.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:59 pm
Honestly, I am not attacking anyone or saying what people the mods or admins are doing is wrong. Just unclear. TTH tried to make it out that I am attacking the community, when I am really not.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:58 pm
Additionally, have I not always responded to your PMs as honestly and well, ::nicely:: as I can?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:58 pm
In short, the mixed messages. Certain posters are banned (unless they are really creative/original), but if a regular makes one, it pretty much gets approved. This includes myself. I think the rules should stay the rules otherwise it will drive people awa
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:56 pm
KFD, calm down, please... This whole thing is unnecessary. You should know this is not the venue to voice your concerns, if they are indeed this serious.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:55 pm
No name calling, please... :( What are you addressing, most especially in this way?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:55 pm
That's not what I said or meant. Thanks for proving my point that you are one biased individual, trying to get the others to grab their torches and pitchforks.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:53 pm
I think there are certain things that need to be addressed and discussed in a mature way, that the regulars might not be able to see. Then I got this annoying dung beetle bugging me, and I seem to have ran out of moron repellent.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:52 pm
Apparently you Mods and approvers are doing a poor job. You don't play by the rules and you treat people unfairly.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yes, we're having this in public.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:49 pm
Hi everyone! What seems to be the problem this afternoon (evening)?
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 4:49 pm
I'm here
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:48 pm
Posters are what the site is all about.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:47 pm
Wow, attacking my posters. You're so mature. Grow the fuck up you utter mong.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:45 pm
You come to Motifake and bitch and whine like you think everything is going to change to suit you. You make asinine comments on the posters of good creators like PHY, while making crap posters of your own. Nobody asked for your invalid point of view.
DreMagnum - April 20, 2010, 4:45 pm
O, nevermind, sorry grey
DreMagnum - April 20, 2010, 4:45 pm
What issues are you talking about even?
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 4:44 pm
that's enough
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:41 pm
Thin ice with who? You? Only you are being the dick here. I am trying to approach issues from a different point of view. What you are doing is being a cliquey, offensive, childish arse hole. What's next? Is your Dad bigger than my Dad?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:37 pm
Look, you are on thin ice as it is. Why not keep your opinions to yourself for a while?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
What would you know about the good of the community? My comments were not solely directed at you so stop looking for a soabbox. As far as you playing the intelligence card... we've all seen your posters and comments. Who do you think you're kidding?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:32 pm
Oh and opinions aren't fact.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 4:32 pm
What I am saying should be addressed for the good of the community. To let it grow. But you don't like me, so what I say just comes across as what you want it to. And you keep using words you clearly don't understand.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:22 pm
I wonder if the complainers out there have considered that they are whining about the people who lead this community. Our moderators aren't perfect.... But they're MUCH better than you.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:21 pm
When a member contributes to the community on a daily basis and makes excellent posters one after another, they earn the right to make a questionable one every once in a while. Thats what being part of a community is all about.
DreMagnum - April 20, 2010, 4:01 pm
Nevermind, misread your comment KFD, i apologize. This one is fine because the caption makes the picture funnier, i havent looked at the other one yet.
DreMagnum - April 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
What issues? You submit a shitty poster, get surprised it gets accepted, and now bitch about it?
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 3:56 pm
Here ya go Grey.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 3:56 pm
...problems with submitting posters and why it's so hard for noobs to fit in, since I am of an objective point of view. Not trying to be a dickhead or anything, just some issues that I think need to be addressed.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 3:54 pm
I think there are things that need to be made absolutely clear. So far today, 2 things which I was made to believe would be rejected without question, have been approved. If it wouldn't be deleted and I wouldn't be hit with animosity, I'd point out the...
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 3:54 pm
I added to it i just haven't gotten around to changing it yet. Guess i could it real quick if i wanted to.
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
jezuz Face!! Where did you get that avatar? what dumbass made that?...oh, nevermind...
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 3:44 pm
I agree Fido, cause honestly we all find our pics on the interwebs for the most part. So all of our stuff could technically be labeled "look what i found"
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:41 pm
IMHO, those are if the caption simple repeats what the "look what I found" is. Feel free to vote as you will.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:05 am
Isn't this counted as "Look what I found on the internet?" or whatever that phrase is?


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: because normal has been done and it is no picnic either
Rating: 4.43/5

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dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 9:41 pm
No fun being the same as another, it's awesome to being different. If everything and everybody was the same, I'd go INSANE!
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:33 pm
Great.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:58 am
5 unique L
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 8:54 am
how's that different? Mooo+ does that to me all the time!! :) 5L


LASIK SURGERY - Yep. It's probably worth it.


TAGS: because chesticles are not available in braile
Rating: 4.23/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:01 pm
Totally worth removing hair or adding implants?


I BET 19, 13 LIKE 29, 30 & 3 -


TAGS: hosting parties assignment because i couldn t think of anything else
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:18 pm
I must play WAY too much Mortal Kombat, because I know all of Produce's avatars by name.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
That would be one awesome death match...but no.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:23 pm
By the way, Bart and Pro, your avatars so closely positioned together look like they're competing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Amazing! You have me analyzing my own brain now! This poster is wildly clever and imaginative and very unexpected, too. 5 very well deserved lions!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:52 am
Everyone seems to be doing great in my absence, so I have to come back and ruin everything. I'm an agent of chaos, produce, and I love the job...though it doesn't pay well.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, Bart. It's been awhile. How we doin?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:30 am
Pro, you brilliant SOB, this is great. 5/5 ...Jesus. lol
Raven - December 18, 2009, 1:29 am
Awesome, 5L. and that's only cuz that's all they let me give
motifake - December 17, 2009, 9:59 pm

Brilliant!!!
Mat D - December 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahaha very good... and I whole Heartedly agree with your throughts!
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:54 am
WIN: This is hows it's done! 5L!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
Not much, I managed to avoid going shopping with my wife so I'm celebrating with beer.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:47 pm
Hey thanks, Space. I'm good. What's going on?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:46 pm
How you doing Pro? Nice work!
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:43 pm
Thanks folks.
erock - December 16, 2009, 8:46 pm
good stuff p-man 5L
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 10:28 am
Awesome poster Pro, fuckin classic. 5L
Fatt Matt - December 16, 2009, 10:01 am
You're right Reality... hell, I'll bet in 20 years she'll be running the Hilton empire all by herself.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2009, 9:42 am

paris rocks. only thing stupid she ebver did waslet her ex keep the sex tape....and her reality show of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2009, 9:37 am
You're the Man Veg.....5L


SO SUCK IT UP - Your boss isn't that bad. Just finish your shift, go home, crack open a beer, log on, and take a load off in the comments section.


TAGS: because i love you
Rating: 4.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:25 am
We didn't need to hear about your prison experience Veg.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 4:35 pm
5L's for the truth. so long as my boss doesnt see.
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2010, 6:37 pm
Words from the wise repoman! 5Busted printers sir!


AFTER CUBBY PAID A VISIT... -




THINK JACOB, THINK -


TAGS: cause i m allowed to
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 12:12 am
Great example of making something out of a plain picture. 5 hand-churned lions.


THE MOTIFAKE CLOWNS -


TAGS: i felt like posting this because not everyone goes to the thread
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:10 pm
I don't get the joke about Chomper's Van. I was not around for it. So excuse my lack of, um, care.
LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
Hey - what happens in Chompers' van, STAYS in Chompers' van! Well, MOST of the time anyway...


WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED? - Champagne? Raisins? Jenna Ricci? And don't even get me started on the whole "JACUZZI" thing..


TAGS: cause everyone knows that
Rating: 3.67/5

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Brawler - May 3, 2011, 1:51 pm
I believe it is from "Miranda" from 2002. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280949/combined
Brawler - April 30, 2011, 3:49 pm
We're going to need a bigger Jaccuzi.
erock - March 6, 2010, 1:48 am
anyone know what movie this is from?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:33 pm
My favorite kind!
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:31 pm
Here's a couple of raisins for ya!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:31 am
Or thread even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:30 am
Ok, How aboot an uncensored Forum post?
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:29 am
It's just got to be handled by the regulars.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:29 am
AK! Hola!
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 12:24 am
That wouldn't be fair...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:22 am
I hope it never is...I asked Mr M. to make Pat's place exempt if possible.
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 12:21 am
Glad you're back in action Aggy.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:20 am
This 3-comment rule isn't apparently in effect yet?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:11 am
Me too buddy, me too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:10 am
how are you gonna spell burrito when you make your grocery list?
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:09 am
LMFAO! Damn, I missed this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:09 am
good esponse.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:04 am
OR... I've been dinking heavily tonight.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:03 am
Ahhhhhh, yes. Well, mooooo... you see, the market being as unstable as it's been, the letter "R" (which is used to start Real estate) has caused the price of "R" to be momentarily out of my financial reach.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:01 am
http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8744&start=10
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:00 am
to which comment?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:59 pm
What?!?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:59 pm
What was Mo dinking?....and WTF is dinking?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:59 pm
It will take forever if Mr.M. Limits us to three comments per poster per day.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:58 pm
Quite the worthy motifake. Why not immortalize MO's dinking and crossed pr0n files?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hmmmmmm..... might we launch Christina Jameson into 2nd overall comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:54 pm
Shit...when I get back in the morning and comment I'm gonna have you as an alias.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:53 pm
No problem....now you're gonna have me as an alias.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
Heh heh.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 11:30 pm
thanks for leaving your LAPTOP AT WORK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:26 pm
Just toying with changing my original Calvin one.... Guinness pouring and settling now. I'm not sure I'm happy with it. I may do it better, or just revert to the original still pic of Calvin praying to Guinness.
Nik - August 24, 2009, 11:18 pm
And what is your new avatar about, if I may ask?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
Time-released doses.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
Guinness in between?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
I'm glad to be back. Doing well, yes. Teletubbies in the morning, tapioca pudding in the afternoon and shock therapy at night.
Nik - August 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
Yeah. You're probably right Aggy. But this avatar was used to serve a purpose. Don't know that it got through or not though. WOW...good to see you back!!! Hope you're doing well.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:44 pm
Hard to buy the "just messing around" claim with that avatar, Nik!
Nik - August 24, 2009, 10:17 pm
Thanks for that Bone. I stopped in over there and said my piece. If you can't tell, I'm in the kick some ass, take names later kinda mood. Haha...nah, just messing around.
MO - August 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
Why that lil hussy! Although I'm sure she's watching us as we type so....she knows! She knows!
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Mo...give Nik a call and tell her that her "Damn Po Po's" poster in on the NaughtyFake side...and they love it over there!
MO - August 24, 2009, 8:41 pm
8-9 on the poster....thnx
MO - August 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Psst! Look but don't look! About 8 to 9 comments down. Yeah I'm talking to you mebitch! Or until further notice.....Captain Obvious!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 7:55 pm
Jenna is her porn name.
mebitch - August 24, 2009, 7:45 pm
who is Jenna Ricci, her name is Christina Ricci
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 2:36 am
Good one. Either she really gets into character, or that hot tub is freezing.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 5:10 pm
Bitte schoen!
MO - August 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
Danka aggy! Cheers!
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 4:47 pm
Nevertheless, a fine point and fine picture.
MO - August 9, 2009, 4:46 pm
Well she pointed it out on the phone anyway. I'm such a failure....
MO - August 9, 2009, 4:41 pm
As NIK pointed out....you are correct Bria, I was drunk and my post-it note got wet. Hey? Wanna know the true meaning of Jacuzzi?
BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 3:01 pm
I thought she was Christina Ricci?
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:55 pm
5 wet raisin smuggling poodle!


JIM - He knows how to handle the bullshit !!


TAGS: jim cause xzibits full of shit
Rating: 3.62/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 5:09 am
It's nice to see some people admit that we all have a different sense of what is and what isn't funny.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 2:09 pm

not funny to me either, but Hasbunmb likes it. Different sense of humor.
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
Maybe I'm missing the funny. To me this has been done to death, and had better be flippin original as hell for a giggle. Am I missing it?
Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:31 pm
I'll admit, I laughed my ass off =o)
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 12:09 am
LMFAO!


CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!


TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.


EQUALITY, ALSO ACHIEVED BY STEPPING DOWN. -


TAGS: cosplay because fanboys get hard ons
Rating: 3.4/5

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motifayk - June 30, 2012, 2:23 am
“You don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.” ~Jane Galvin Lewis
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:33 am
"How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?" ~ P J O'Rourke


CONTEXT - Without it, a boring workout scene can cause geeks to sweat heavily, have trouble breathing, and suffer "pulled muscles".


TAGS: is it just me or does hawkeye end up looking like a total fag because of this
Rating: 3.33/5

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Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:55 am
A purr-fect example of "Petting the Kitty". 5 pretty little hairballs for you! (And yes, this does make Clint look gayer than a bag of Tiggers.)
Produceman117 - November 4, 2009, 6:24 am
Great poster! Five.


FIRE - You had a hold on me right from the start A grip so tight I couldn't tear it apart


TAGS: cause when we kiss ooh fire
Rating: 3.27/5

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bOB cHIN - September 9, 2009, 1:05 pm
Pointer Sisters FTW! However, I do not condone distracted driving.


JUST WONDERING -


TAGS: cause you would live above us americans eh
Rating: 3.15/5

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culos - December 21, 2009, 9:41 am
"Culos, always looking for the best P.O.V."
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:34 pm
love it!
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
They must have a lot of beavers in Canada...
The Goat - September 25, 2009, 7:55 pm
For a second there I thought that guy in the yellow shirt was William Shatner ... who is a Canadian
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:48 pm
Thanks Aggy
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
Great!


OKAY, PEOPLE... - FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME: Go up there and click the Search tab and then type in "moose knuckle." You can't open it from the forum page!


TAGS: because like many of you i needed this information at one point
Rating: 3.07/5

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Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:22 pm
CLUE #1: Follow the directions of the caption and then check the comments of the 9th poster you see.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 11:18 am
So Produce, you're back?
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:07 am
I like it. 5Ls


PERCEPTION -


TAGS: looks that way because i m a carnivore and you re meat
Rating: 3/5

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MO - March 6, 2010, 4:15 pm
Alright, enough shenanigans. Gotta get on the road. Later Tadders!
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
I'm sure to catch hell for that one Rerun! I can just here it now. I'm only there Tues-Friday morning!!! Who the hell is she?? Blah blah... HA HA!! Love you snookums!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 4:01 pm

I am waiting for Nik to comment.
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:00 pm
Hopfully he's smart enough to know that if it wasn't the interweb he'd be the mouse. I eat pussy for brefess!!! And lunch, an dinner....
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:51 pm
Can't discount that theory, MO... derka derka is smart... he knows things.
MO - March 6, 2010, 3:32 pm
You know what? Knowing Derks pompous and holier than thou attitude I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this wasn't an off handed attempt at a reply to our (mostly mine) comments last night.


COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG - Because toons can be shit scary!




Soap Opera Divas -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


EXPERIENCE -




Narnia -




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -




GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.36/5

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Alfredogarcia - November 18, 2010, 9:21 pm
Dude!! I would wear that and I'm no where near that grey!!
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 7:40 pm
HOOOOORAH! 5/5


"I change my mind" -




BECAUSE I CAN - thatonechic's best reason for rejecting your lame ass Motifake. You are warned.


TAGS: because i can and you are retarded
Rating: 4.18/5

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eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 9:29 am
that was cool wish i could say that to tenets at work when i charge them for stupid shit like toys in the toilet drains. five of five
rerun - April 1, 2010, 7:43 pm

I am surprised nobody commented on the rejection from last week.....glad to see you are an atention whore, call me....we can do lunch. For some reason that user never called, and she hasn't been back either.
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:41 am
Anytime! Just let me know first next time! *sweating*
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:30 am
It was fun, too. ;) You're such a good sport, Jake! YAY!
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:29 am
score ONE for the pretty lady!!
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:27 am
Yeah, that was a good one! I see "You have been banned for conspiring to take down Motifake" I'm like WHAT? I had to break out my alias to see what happened! Love you TOC! ;)
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:20 am
LOL!! April fools Jake!! 5L
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:19 am
Because I can... BAN.
Grim [email protected] - January 6, 2010, 8:42 am
Not a Motifake, also, you're retarded. Awesome!
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 4:59 am
Beautiful.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:22 am
i gotta start looking on this site for material
Insaniac - December 24, 2009, 5:38 am
Oh Lord... "Ashley" is one of my projects- I mean "was"... Never mind. Nice one!
sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:33 am
I remember the "retarded" denial too. 5L Rattle Snake
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
Gotta give my props to GreyScorpion, it was his quote, I just Motifaked it.
1enferno - December 23, 2009, 11:13 pm
this was a good one R.S. well done


LESBIANISM -




FOOTBALL - May cause severe head injuries




MOTIDEATH - We all have a one-way ticket to the same sunny vacation spot. Done deal. 100 percent.


TAGS: do you feel violated because i looked through your cache
Rating: 4.09/5

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pzykosiz - January 21, 2011, 3:34 am
after looking at this, i'm gonna have to add myself to the list - 126662, 125877, 120118, 115484, 115214, 114449, 114118, 112530, 110976, 101491 - probably more
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:56 pm
Now, when you say "get 3 inches...."
rerun - December 28, 2009, 6:55 pm

crap. To think tomorrow we are supposed to get 3 inches....and FM & Veg are West of me and going to get hit harder
Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:13 pm
@ rerun & veggie - Snow on x-mas... in Texas! I thought i was going to hell then and there... @Moo+ yeah not a complaint just freaking weird, How about we bring our 110+ degree days up there and see who's crying ;)
Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
I bow to you sir. That must have been hours wading through our crap to get this gold nugget. +5 slow and pain-fulls.
Narutarded - December 28, 2009, 3:30 pm
Okay, so how will I die? (Use Briton's posters if you need to.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
Did you say Blumpkin?.....been there, done that.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:40 pm

not a complaint, just a, well a novelty in this part of Texas. I am sure that for you this would be considered a walk in the park. What is it you want to Caress.....pumpkin?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:37 pm
I won't steal anything....I just wanna "caress" a few things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
Leave a light on.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
Ha! 1234 Stalker Avenue. And I'm leaving on Neveruary 32nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Yeah, What's your exact address....and when are you going on vacation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:29 pm
FUCK every one of you Americans that complain aboot cold and snow......fuck you right in the eye.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
We got it over here, too, believe it or not. It's not sticking, but we'll take it.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:19 pm

I think Fatt Matt is Arlingtion area. Cold and....snow
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:17 pm
Odessa.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 6:16 pm

where exactly in West Texas. Frisco Texas for me, near Dallas
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:14 pm
West Texas. I'm standing right here, why are you talking like I'm not in the room? LOL Just kidding.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:13 pm
*sighs* I hate you so much, Moo. So very, very much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:13 pm
BTW? Where does Veg live.........We never cleared that up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
Bone already "did" Veggie?........how was he?
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:06 pm
Oh, yeah! My bad I forgot we talked this morning. I just don't want anyone to feel left out.
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:39 pm
I thought I already did Veggie...I mean how many can you hold against me (BTW it's a 5 and lets hope they serve Heineken down there)
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 5:11 pm
yep, that'd be one of the 2 straight to the firey gates. your creativity is absolutely astounding. 5 save me a place if you get there firsts.
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 11:54 am
lol, the numbers even work. Figures..."rule 63 jesus" did me in. 5/5
Faceplant31 - December 24, 2009, 11:33 am
Epic!! Good sh*t Pro!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 10:25 am
Space you old softie.....such a good boy, a clean boy.....what a mommas boy.
spacedog - December 24, 2009, 10:23 am
Well I'll try to be meaner in the new year. I needed a resolution anyway, so now I've got something to shoot for.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 10:17 am
Thanks Space. You're right... you had the cleanest cache of all of them.
spacedog - December 24, 2009, 10:09 am
Ha! Nice work, Pro. BTW, God says I'm forgiven till next time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:23 am
Phew!....I broke 3 commandments today just to ensure my place. I would be so bored in [email protected] Ed, I only serve drinks to one person, Can you guess who that is?
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 9:17 am
Dammit, GreyScorp! Okay, yeah Moo, we took a vote. Sorry dude.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2009, 9:09 am
#39266 om nom nom nom. And Moo+, you are supposed to be serving drinks in Heaven, I checked the schedule.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 9:08 am
we took a vote ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:03 am
Why don't I get to go to hell with everyone else.....And WTF am I supposed to do in heaven?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 8:48 am
I'm not sure how to feel about this....maybe I don't get it.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:42 am

even if I wasn't on it i 5L worthy. You put my efforts to shame....and that isn 't a bad thing.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:22 am
Of course you did, Rerun. Your name's on it. ;)
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:20 am

This is fantastic, this one took a long time to do, lot of posters to review. I gave you 5L
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:13 am
By the way, I almost used #39266 for yours... but it was too heavenly to sacrifice.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:12 am
Ha! Nice catch, Rerun.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:08 am

and I cannot spell today.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:07 am

respell "Machine" so I can rejectb for content....that is one of todays "reject" lines....love it
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 8:02 am
Hell....Chompers....71776 There you go.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 7:58 am
I haven't "met" you yet, Chompers. Hang on...
Chompers - December 24, 2009, 7:52 am
Wait, why am I not on this?
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:38 am

Hmmm, since I am on top....you my bitch...
sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:24 am
Stuck for eternity between Rerun and FattMatt.
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:29 am
Quit reading my mind, Veggie. All the ones on that list are great as well.
Cubbybear - December 24, 2009, 1:18 am
At least I won't be lonely;)


CHERISH INSULTS -




PRIVACY -


TAGS: because he can t
Rating: 3.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 8:42 pm
I'm thinking of launching a 5wordsmaxMotisite, or even 1 word, there is almost always too much text anyway. Think haiku :)
GaryO - February 12, 2012, 8:39 pm
life lessons series? you mean the wordy pix? I agree...gave it a shot, space limted..condensed version just got worse
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 8:33 pm
not your best dog sh5t stuff ever, yet I still like it better than your BoringLifeLessons series :)


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your ass" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com!


TAGS: motifake because everyone knows that only whores post on facebook twitter and myspace
Rating: 3.74/5

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panic8 - October 17, 2010, 5:23 pm
How edyfying... now do me the parable of "The lost (in social networks) son", Luke 15:11-32
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:49 pm
You Truly Are Thirteen.
That13YearOldKid - October 17, 2010, 4:23 pm
eh..i agree.. but 4 sardines for me :P
Occupo Noctis - December 29, 2009, 6:53 am
5Lols!
cheesenedd - October 31, 2009, 10:14 am
agreed


TIME -


TAGS: cause they never seem to pause for breath
Rating: 3.72/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:17 am
That's real deep Space...5 near death Poodles
gil - October 23, 2009, 10:31 pm
right back at ya spacedog
CANADA - October 23, 2009, 8:07 pm
i regret not taking up the pipes when i had the chance
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:06 pm
Yes, I'll be surprised if this doesn't exit the incubator a 5.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:59 pm
Bam! Great pic and caption!


FINALLY! -


TAGS: do not comment on this poster because i dont care
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - September 20, 2009, 11:02 pm
Saw that and quit. Talk about closed-minded. BTW, the Stimulus package was Taxation W/O Representation. I live in one state and my taxes went to 49 states I don't live in.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
Checked it out, sponsered by Glen Beck eh? enough said.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:24 pm
But i will give you the benefit of the doubt. Ill report my findings another day.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:24 pm
exactly, the boston tea party was about Taxation Without Representation. Not a bunch of winers mad that their TAX GOD Bush is gone and now they have to be treated equally. And as for the 9-12 project, puh! i can listen to Rush Limbaugh just fine.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:59 pm
were around today, they would have been in D.C. with the "don't tread on me" flags as well. The govt has gone too far, just like the King did back then.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:58 pm
ILB, TEA stands for Taxed Enough Already. You aren't even educated on what this movement is about. Go to the 9-12 project and learn something. Nothing about these concerned citizens' actions that 'defile' the Boston tea party. I believe if those patriots
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
BTW, i attack the Tea Partiers because they defile a very brave moment in American history but distorting and cheapening its significance.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
You completely missed the point that not even FOX believes their own rhetoric. None of them do. I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of another interminable Motifake comment section argument, though.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:20 pm
Like I said, Haar. They all need to turn a profit. But most have completely given up any journalistic integrity. There are a few reporters across all networks who maintain some. I see that all but Fox have given it up as an organizational goal.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:19 pm
I don't bite on ANY of it, since it seems to affect me about as much as the 1975 World Luge Championships.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Mr. M you forgot that they dropped the ball on Van Jones too. Fox drove that story and the others just reported when he quit. The media is supposed to question the administration. It was okay when it was Bush (even Fox questioned him) but not with Obama.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:17 pm
There's not a network player out there who doesn't call it "infotainment" (in private). The "talking heads" know that as well as anyone in the industry, yes, FOX included.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:16 pm
The other hate sites ridiculed and cherry picked extreme posters to highlight. That vast majority I saw via video did not contain racism or nazi symbols. Haar, all media is for profit and spin. All but Fox are in the tank for Obama. Wake up.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:14 pm
I agree with you Mr. M. I do watch all the channels, mostly Fox. That is because they get it right more often. As far as ILB attacking the tea parties, that shows he doesn't watch Fox since they were the only ones who treated those protestors with respect
motifake - September 20, 2009, 7:11 pm

CNN reported today that it took the other networks about a week to report the ACORN story. Theres bias everywhere, so I try to watch them all at times. Mostly CNN though.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:10 pm
oh, and btw, Acorn should be shut down along with ALL organizations like it, because ALL are corrupt no matter what side of the fence they ride.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:09 pm
And maybe you WTFO, should watch something other than fox. ALL the other channels covered the Acorn story, and the pathetic Tea Party idiots too. Its just that Fox was the only one to say they agree with that stupidity.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:06 pm
WTFO, I'm telling you it's a schtick. It's a gimmick. Do you really think Rupert Murdoch, out of the goodness of his heart, is going to sponsor that propaganda for free? Note: it's all propaganda and spin. You just lap it up more than most.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:59 pm
Please, Haar. Fox was the only one that covered the mass corruption in ACORN and how much tax dollars they have recieved. Maybe you should open your mind and watch instead of listening to the hateful left news channels and websites.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
Niche marketing works.
Marty - September 20, 2009, 12:41 pm
Riiiiggghhhtt. Because NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CBS all do a terrific job presenting a fair perspective. Why do you suppose Fox News' ratings routinely eclipse those of the rest of the networks -- because most viewers think it's made up? SMB.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:04 am
Wow, am I that tired, or does the poster not make a lot of sense. Thought everyone knew Fox was for entertainment value.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 7:28 pm
Now why do veterens have to be protected from pedophiles in the first place? Just how old in recruitment age in you country, anyway?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 7:08 pm
Thanks, moooooo... I did the same thing for the same reason.... laziness!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
i sent you 1 too Aggy...FYI, I'm adding everyone who doesn't suck to my friends list to make pming easier and cuz it makes me feel like i have friends.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 7:00 pm
Sit-down protests are the best. No need to wear yourself out for any cause.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 7:00 pm
Lemme try - sit-in. So anyway, PM to ya.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 6:55 pm
Light, to say the least. I've been on a sit-down protest since you left.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Hey there, Haar. How's the pillaging been?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Si.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
Love it! Welcome back, my man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
but yeah, kinda.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
You twisted little Mexican......
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
That sounds really gay, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:42 pm
Nice one Aggy....TTH Go to bed. You have to relieve me in 4 hours.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
The concept hit me the other day, and launched me back into play.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
Back with a vengeance I see aggy! Best comment in weeks!
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Tsk, tsk, mooooo... next thing you know, some woman is at your door with a newborn wifi mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:29 pm
woo hoo...just found some unprotected wifi at work. 5 lions Aggy.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 5:31 pm
Airman!!! I love that avatar!
MO - August 24, 2009, 5:29 pm
And my fact is not gonna make a damn bit of sense when airman changes his avatar back.....oh well! Par for the course.
MO - August 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
boing boing boing.....that's not either. Just a fact....boing boing....
Airman - August 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
this is not a comment


MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!


TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.


MOTIFAKING - Something to do between spank sessions.


TAGS: because you cant spank it all day long
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:45 pm
Just keep the 3 1/2 inch floppy hidden gramps.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's a removable keyboard if one has to dry...
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 5:57 pm
What does that old guy need two keyboards for? What could he possibly be doing? LoL
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:42 pm
well cum to my life...


IMAGINATION -




DESTINY -


TAGS: accountants have rich fantasy lives because they have to
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 1:26 pm
I step away from the mike to breathe.
Derek - September 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You set me on fire, but I just got singed, now I'm going to kill you with this oringe.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Little known fact: No rapper has ever ended a sentence with the word "orange."


DREAM ON - Because you will never be this epic


TAGS: sam fisher gordon freeman splinter cell half life altair epic dream on because you will never be this
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:53 pm
Gordon Freedom is Lord.
Redneck Slayer - November 6, 2008, 11:08 pm
Sam would rape Gordan! And I love both Half-Life and Splinter Cell!
nobunagaspectre - November 2, 2008, 6:36 pm
pff! as if Sam could ever touch Gordan
Toby - August 22, 2008, 11:01 am
Crossover Fanfic-NAO!!
He11Kn1ght - June 7, 2008, 1:13 am
It would be fucking epic.


POKEMON - Because yellow is the new black




PSYCHOLOGY - ALRITE Tinkerbell! We're off to the PUZZLE FACTORY!




Professional -


TAGS: depression diagnose selfesteem others causes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 1:09 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:01 am
Another excellent poster good job, 5er
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:41 pm
Hey dawg! Appreciate it.
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:40 pm
Thanks Jesus and enjoy
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:39 pm
Thanks Mr.Gary
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:37 pm
Thanks me lord!
spacedog - January 31, 2015, 4:49 pm
Brillllliant.
JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 12:50 pm
I'm gonna print this one out! L L L L L
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 10:16 am
ohhhhh, yeahhhhh
Reality Lord - January 31, 2015, 7:37 am

real good priss


COD -


TAGS: cause of death music rock and roll guitar boogie funky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:31 pm
Glad ya liked it dizz.
MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:30 pm
Is it play that funky music white or right boy? Or is it the right white boy? Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 11, 2016, 4:59 am
Wild Cherry! Sick, twisted, funny! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 11, 2016, 4:53 am
UP yours, To disco down and check out the show


March 21st calendar -


TAGS: just because i can thought process what were you thinking
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 22, 2016, 12:53 pm
Think we've all had a moment like this once. AKA brain fart. Thanks dizz
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:48 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Guilty as charged, Prissy! ^!!!!!
MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 7:43 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 7:17 pm
You nailed it, UP yours


Causes of Death -




Probable Cause -


TAGS: probable cause van motorhome drugs weed illegal
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 21, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks for the vote(s).
concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Great pic, UP yours


Flawed Logic -




dawg did it! -




Let it go, let it go -


TAGS: cause the moon told me to and its watching us right now
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - December 2, 2015, 10:52 am
lovely


Fatherly wisdom -


TAGS: e coli meat sick causes logic
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Especially in California. Oh, brother! Everyone here is such a hypochondriac I can't get a rare steak anymore. They burn it so much that charcoal is more moist and tender than the meat :'(
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:13 am
Sorry to correct you there crotchety....the meat is shyt! Seems nobody remembers how to make real hamburger anymore.


CHANCE -




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